i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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