hell yes lets make some ravioli
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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