Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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