if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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