Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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