Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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