Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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