i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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