Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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