Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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