East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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