hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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