problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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