you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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