Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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