I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
