An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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