Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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