I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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