trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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