what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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