I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
