I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
These tits shall not be calmed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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