What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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