...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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