The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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