what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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