I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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