Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I can text with my tongue
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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