And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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