Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I look better un-naked...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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