i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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