You're so nebulous sometimes
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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