I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
