You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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