I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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