I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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