How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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