Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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