Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
