does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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