So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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