in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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