Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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