Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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