I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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