they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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