i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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