Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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