It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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