why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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