i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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