I just made out with a guy for $7.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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